The One With The Vows

Monica

Do you realize that four weeks from today we're getting married? Four weeks baby!! Four weeks!!!

你有没有意识到4个礼拜之后，我们就结婚了？四个礼拜呀，宝贝！四个礼拜！

Chandler

Do you realize you get louder each week?

你有没有意识到你的嗓门越来越大？

Monica

There's still so much to do. Have you written your vows yet?

还有好多事情要做！你的誓言写好了吗？

Chandler

I figured I'd buy those. Pat, I'd like to buy a vow. (Laughs)

我想我可以买。Pat，我想买一份誓言。（笑）

Monica

Sweetie, you know I have no sense of humor when it comes to the wedding.

亲爱的，你知道我对这种事没有幽默感。

Chandler

Right. So uh, have you written yours yet?

好吧，你写好了吗？

Monica

No! But I know exactly what I'm going to say.

没有，不过我知道我该写什么。

Chandler

Do you happen to know what I'm going to say?

你有没有碰巧知道我该写什么？

Monica

(handing him a pad of paper and a pen) Let's just do it right now. Okay? It won't be hard. Just say what's in your heart.

（递给他一个便签本和一支笔）你现在就做吧。没什么难的。只要把你的心里话说出来。

(She goes back, sits down, and starts feverishly writing.)

（她回去坐下，开始狂热地写。）

Chandler

(watching in her) (in his head) Look at her go! She must love me more than I love her! What's wrong with me? Ooh, don't open that door.

（看着她）（内心独白）瞧她的劲头！她肯定爱我更胜于我爱她！我是怎么啦？哦哦，不要开始这么想。

Opening Credits

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Chandler

(writing) Monica, there are no words... (To Joey and Ross) There are no words! This should not be this hard!

（写）Monica，没有什么话……（对乔伊和罗斯）没有什么话！没有比这难的！

Joey

All right, uh... (To Ross) Oh hey, you've done this before Ross, well what did you say when you made up your vows?

好吧，嗯……（对罗斯）哦嘿，你以前曾做过，罗斯，你的誓言说了什么？

Ross

Well with Carol, I promised never to love another woman until the day I die. She made no such promise.

对Carol我承诺对她至死不渝。她没有做这样的承诺。

Chandler

I'm so pathetic! Monica knows what she wants to say! You should've seen her. Writing, writing, writing!

我真可怜！Monica知道她的。你们该看看她在那里写呀写呀写呀！

Rachel

Monica what?

Monica，什么？

Phoebe

What?!

什么？！

Rachel

What is the emergency?!

发生什么紧急事了？

Monica

You have to help me! I'm supposed to be writing my vows and all I have is this! (Shows them what she's been working on.)

你们必须帮我写誓言！到现在我只有这些画！（给她们看她写的东西）

Rachel

Well, I like the pretty little drawing of you in the wedding dress.

我喜欢你这穿婚纱的画。

Monica

Thank you.

谢谢。

Phoebe

Yeah, except your breasts look kinda small. (Points.)

是啊，除了你的胸部看起来有点小。（指）

Monica

Those are my eyes! Those are my breasts. (Points.)

那是我的眼睛！这才是我的胸部。（指）

Phoebe

Oh! Yeah! (Monica glares at her.)

哦！不错！（莫妮卡瞪她）

Ross

Well, why don't you just start with something simple. Like umm, Monica from the moment I met you, I knew I loved you.

为什么不从简单点的开始？比如嗯，“Monica，我一遇到你就爱上了你。”

Chandler

Yeah, I'm not sure I can do that.

我做不到。

Ross

...everyone, this is Chandler!

……各位，这位是Chandler！

Fat Monica

Hi, I'm Ross's little sister.

你好，我是Ross的妹妹。

Chandler

(seeing her) Okay.

（看到她）好呀。

Rachel

Okay. Okay. Okay. Umm, maybe you can start with, "Chandler, even though we were friends; there was a part of me that always knew I wanted more."

“Chandler，当我们还只是朋友的时候，我心里就想进一步发展。”

Chandler

All right, there's a nuclear holocaust, I'm the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?

好吧，假设发生了原子弹毁灭地球事件，我是地球上最后一个男人。你会和我出去吗？

Monica

Ennnh.

嗯——不。

Monica

Ooh, are we allowed to lie in the vows?!

哦，我们允许在誓言上撒谎吗？

Phoebe

Well maybe you don't talk about your feelings back then. Maybe you just say something about y'know all the things that he's taught you. Like... (They all try to think about one example and don't succeed.) Or all the things you taught him.

那就不说感受，说一些……他教过你的，比如……（她们都想不出一个例子）或者你教过他的事。

Monica

Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. (She starts labelling them) You got one, two three, four (Chandler is shocked to find out there's more than three), five, six, and seven!

谁都知道敏感区有1，2，3……（钱德勒震惊地发现不止三个）……4，5，6，还有7个！

Chandler

(shocked) There are seven?! (Points to one) That's one?

（震惊）有7个？！（指着一个）那个也是？

Monica

It's kind of an important one!

恐怕是非常重要的！

Chandler

Oh, y'know-y'know what, I was looking at it upside down.

哦，你知道吗，我把它看倒了。

Rachel

Well, y'know, sometimes that helps. (She realises what that could've meant.)

要知道，有时候那里很管用。（她意识到这话可能有别的意思）

Monica

All right. Umm, you could uh start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, (Rachel starts getting worked up) 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7 ...7.....7...7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7...(mouths 7)! (They both lean back on the couch satisfied.)

好的，我们从1号位置开始……2号，1-2-3号……3号，再来个5号……4号，3号再到2号……2号，4,5,6号……4,5,6号，4号，2号……2号，4号到7号位置……5号到7号，6号到7号……7号，7号……7号，7号，7号，……7号！（两人满意地靠回沙发）

Joey

Oh, I got it! How about saying something like, "Monica...

“Monica……”

Chandler

(writing) Monica...

（写）Monica……

Joey

"...when I look back over our time together..."

“……当我回首过去一起的时光……”

Chandler

(writes what Joey said and waits for him to go on) Yeah?

（写下乔伊说的话，等着他继续）然后？

Joey

Well, I can't do everything! Look back over your time together.

我写不完全部的话呀。你想象你们过去一起的日子。

Phoebe

Oh, look, twins. Hi, guys. Oh, cute, cute.

哦，瞧双胞胎！嗨，你们好。哦，真可爱。

Monica

No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two?

真不公平！我还一个没有，他们怎么能有两个？

Chandler

You'll get one.

你会有一个孩子的。

Monica

Oh yeah? When?

是吗，什么时候？

Chandler

All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?

好吧。听我说。当我们40岁了，如果我们都没结婚，我们就一起有个孩子如何？

Monica

Why won't I be married when I'm 40?

为什么我要到那个时候才结婚？

Chandler

Oh, no, no. I just meant hypothetically.

哦，不不，我只是假设。

Monica

Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?

那好，假设一下，为什么我要到那个时候才结婚？

Chandler

No, no, no.

不是的，不是的。

Monica

What is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?

是什么问题？我不适合结婚吗？

Chandler

(trapped) Uh, uh.

（被困住）呃，呃。

Monica

Well?

怎么啦？

Chandler

Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack! (throws himself over the back of the chair he was sitting in)

老天，我的降落伞只是个背包！（从他坐的椅子背后翻过去）

Ross

(Screaming) I'm getting married today!! Ahh, whoo-hoo!!(He runs back out the door.)

（尖叫）我今天就要结婚啦！！啊，喔呼！（他跑出门）

Monica

(Comes up for below the covers and looks concerned.) Do you think he knew I was here? (Chandler quickly looks at Monica not knowing what to say.)

（从被子下探出头，担忧地）你认为他知道我在这里吗？（钱德勒迅速看向莫妮卡，不知道说什么）

Chandler

Nice try.

干得不错哈。

Monica

Wait, wait, wait! (She puts a Shriner's hat on the turkey.)

等等，等等，等等！（她给火鸡戴上一顶Shriner帽）

Chandler

Look, Monica...

瞧，Monica……

Monica

Look! (She puts a big, yellow pair of sunglasses on the bird.)

看！（她给火鸡戴上一副大大的黄色太阳镜）

Chandler

This is not going to work.

没有用的。

Monica

I bet this will work! (She starts dancing and Chandler cracks up.)

这样就有用了！（她开始跳舞，钱德勒大笑起来）

Chandler

You are so great! I love you!

你真是太棒了！我爱你！

(Monica stops suddenly and turns around slowly.)

（莫妮卡突然停下，慢慢转过身）

Monica

What?

什么？

Chandler

Nothing! I said, I said "You're so great" and then I just, I just stopped talking!

没什么！我说，我说“你太棒了”，然后我就，就没再说什么了。

Monica

You said you loved me! I can't believe this!

你说你爱我！真不敢相信！

Chandler

No I didn't!

不我没有！

Monica

Yes, you did!

是的，你有！

Chandler

No I didn't!

不我没有！

Monica

You love me!

你爱我！

Chandler

No I don't! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

不我没有！停下来！停下来！停下来！停下来！

(Joey walks in and sees Monica. He freaks out and runs back into the hallway, screaming.)

（乔伊走进来看到莫妮卡。他吓坏了，尖叫着跑回走廊。）

Chandler

Y'know I was thinking, what if I uh, unpack here?

你知道吗，我在考虑，如果我在这里拆包怎么样？

Monica

Then all your stuff would be here.

那你的东西就都在这边了。

Chandler

Well, what if all my stuff was here?

那么如果都在这边又怎样？

Monica

Then you'd be going back and forth all the time, I mean it doesn't make any sense.

那你就得跑过来跑过去了。这没意义呀。

Chandler

Okay. What if we lived together and you understand what I'm saying?

好吧。如果我们住在一起，你就明白我的意思了吗？

(He walks dejectedly into his apartment to find it lit with about a thousand candles and Monica standing in the living room.)

（他沮丧地走进公寓，发现里面点着上千根蜡烛，莫妮卡站在客厅里。）

Monica

You wanted it to be a surprise.

你希望这是个惊喜。

(He turns to look at Joey who smiles slyly and closes the door leaving them alone.)

（他转身看向乔伊，乔伊狡黠地笑了笑，关上门留下他们俩。）

Chandler

Oh my God.

我的天呀！

(Monica gets down on one knee.)

（莫妮卡单膝跪下）

Monica

Chandler... In all my life... I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As to...fall in love with my best...my best... There's a reason why girls don't do this!

Chandler……在我的一生中……我从没想过我会如此幸运……（开始哭）……与我最好的朋友坠入——坠入——这就是为什么女孩子做不到！

Chandler

Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! I'll do it! Oh God, I thought... (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if you'll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?

好吧！（他也单膝跪下）好吧！好吧！我来说。哦上帝，我曾以为……（停顿，开始哭）等等，我办得到的！（停顿）我曾以为在那里和如何对你表白是很重要的。然后我意识到真正重要的是你——（停顿）你令我感到无比的快乐。（又开始哭）如果你愿意的话，我希望用我的一生让你有和我一样的感受。（停顿，拿出戒指）Monica，你愿意嫁给我吗？

Monica

Yes.

我愿意。

(The crowd goes wild as he puts the ring on her finger. They hug and kiss this time as an engaged couple.)

（当他把戒指戴在她手指上时，人群沸腾了。他们作为订婚的情侣拥抱亲吻。）

Joey

(yelling through the door) Can we come it yet?! We're dying out here!

（隔着门喊）我们能进来吧？！我们在外面快急死了！

Monica

Come in! Come in! (Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe burst through the door.) We're engaged!!!

进来吧！进来吧！（乔伊、瑞秋和菲比冲进门）我们订婚了！

(Everyone screams and has a group hug.)

（大家尖叫着拥抱在一起。）

Commercial Break

广告插播

Joey

Hey!

嘿！

Ross

Hey!

嘿！

Rachel

Hey!

嘿！

Phoebe

Hey!

嘿！

Rachel

Hey, what have you guys been up to?

嘿，你们干吗去了？

Ross

Oh, we were helping Chandler write his vows, but he kicked us out because Joey kept making inappropriate suggestions.

哦，我们帮Chandler写誓言去了。他把我们赶出来了，因为Joey老是出些不适合的点子。

Joey

How is "Monica, I love your sweet ass," inappropriate?

“Monica，我爱你漂亮的臀部”怎么会不适合？

Ross

How's Monica coming along with her vows?

Monica的誓言写得怎么样了？

Phoebe

Well let's just say its she's lucky she has a sweet ass, 'cause she's not so good at the writing.

这么说吧，她有漂亮的臀部实在是幸运，因为她不会写东西。

Ross

I can't believe in four weeks they're gonna be married!

四个礼拜后，他们就要结婚了！

Phoebe

Well let's just hope it works. Y'know nine out of ten marriages end in divorce?

希望他们的婚姻美满。你知道吗，九成的婚姻以离婚告终。

Ross

Phoebe that's not true.

菲比，那才不是真的。

Phoebe

Yeah, you're right. How's the Mrs.?

对，你是对的。你的妻子怎么样？

Rachel

I can't believe they've been together for three years.

我不敢相信他们在一起有三年了。

Joey

(shocked) Has it been that long?!

（震惊）有那么长？

Ross

Believe me, it seems like less because they hid it from us for so long.

相信我，所以看起来没那么长，是因为他们对我们隐瞒着。

(They move into kiss but are interrupted by Joey knocking on the door.)

（他们正要接吻，被乔伊的敲门声打断）

Joey

Hey, it's me! I'm comin' in!

嘿，是我！我进来了！

(Monica quickly dives under the water as Joey enters. He looks a little shocked at what Chandler's doing.)

（乔伊进来时莫妮卡迅速潜入水下。他对钱德勒的所作所为有点惊讶）

Chandler

I've had a very long, hard day.

我今天工作的很累。

Joey

Ahh, I'm gonna go get some chicken. Want some?

啊，我去弄些鸡肉，你要吃吗？

Chandler

Ahh, no thanks. No chicken, bye-bye then.

不了，谢谢，再见。

Joey

Okay.

好吧。

(Joey leaves and Monica comes up for air.)

（乔伊离开，莫妮卡浮出水面）

Chandler

Are you okay? I'm so sorry, he wouldn't leave. He kept asking me about chicken.

你还好吧？真对不起，他一直不离开。老是问我想不想要鸡肉。

Monica

Chicken? I could eat some chicken.

鸡肉？我可以吃些鸡肉呀。

Chandler

Hey Joe!

嘿，Joey！

(Monica goes back underwater as Joey re-enters.)

（莫妮卡再次潜入水下，乔伊重新进来）

Chandler

Yeah, can I get a 3-piece, some cole slaw, some beans, and a Coke---(Yelps in pain as Monica grabs him underwater)---Diet Coke.

对，能给我三块鸡肉，凉拌卷心菜，豆子和可乐吗——（莫妮卡在水下抓住他，他痛叫）——无糖可乐。

(Joey gives him a thumbs up and heads for the chicken.)

（乔伊向他竖起大拇指，去拿鸡肉）

Rachel

I don't know why they didn't just tell us.

他们为什么不告诉我们呢？

Joey

I know! I mean it's not like we weren't cool about it.

就是呀，我们表现的很冷静。

Joey

(To Chandler) You?! (To Monica) And-and you?!

（对钱德勒）你？！（对莫妮卡）和——和你？！

Monica

Yes, but you cannot tell anyone! No one knows!

对，但是你不能告诉任何人！还没人知道！

Joey

How?! When?!

怎么会？什么时候？

Chandler

It happened in London.

在伦敦发生的。

Joey

IN LONDON!!!

在伦敦？！

Chandler

The reason we didn't tell anyone was because we didn't want to make a big deal out of it.

我们不想告诉别人的原因是，我们不想闹得很大。

Joey

But it is a big deal!! I have to tell someone!

可这是件大事呀！我得告诉其他人。

(They both grab him and stop him.)

（两人抓住他阻止他）

Chandler

No-no-no-no-no! You can't!

不行，不行，不行！你不能这样。

Monica

Please? Please?! We just don't want to deal with telling everyone, okay? Just promise you won't tell.

求你了！求你了！我们还不想告诉他们。所以请你保证不要说出去呀。

(Joey thinks it over.)

（乔伊想了想）

Joey

All right! Man, this is unbelievable!

好吧！老兄，这真是难以置信！

Monica

(on phone) I can't wait to be with you! I'll just tell Rachel I'm gonna be doing laundry for a couple of hours.

（电话中）我等不及和你在一起了。我告诉Rachel我要去洗几个小时衣服。

Chandler

(on phone) Laundry. Huh. Is that my new nickname? (Rachel is absolutely stunned, she opens her mouth in absolute amazement.)

（电话中）洗衣服？那是我的新昵称吗？（瑞秋完全震惊，张大了嘴）

Monica

(on phone) Awww, y'know what your nickname is, Mr. Big...

（电话中）哦，你知道你的昵称是什么，大……先生……

Rachel

Arghh!! (She quickly hangs up the phone and starts to pace around wondering what to do.)

啊！！（她迅速挂断电话，开始踱步，不知怎么办）

Phoebe

(looking out the window) Oh, look! There's Monica and Chandler! (Starts yelling.) Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey! (Chandler and Monica start taking each other's clothes off.) Ohh!! Ohh! Ahh-ahhh!!

（看着窗外）哦，瞧！那边是Monica和Chandler！（开始喊）嘿！嘿，你们！嘿！（钱德勒和莫妮卡开始脱对方的衣服）哦！！哦！啊——啊！！

Rachel

What?!

什么？！

Phoebe

(screaming) Ahhh!! Chandler and Monica!! Chandler and Monica!!

（尖叫）啊！！Chandler和Monica！！Chandler和Monica！！

Rachel

Oh my God!

哦，我的天呀！

Phoebe

CHANDLER AND MONICA!!!!

CHANDLER和MONICA！！！！

Rachel

OH MY GOD!!!

哦，我的天呀！！！

Phoebe

OH!! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!

噢！我的眼睛！我的眼睛！！

Rachel

Phoebe!! Phoebe!! It's okay!! It's okay!!

Phoebe！！Phoebe！！没事的！没事的！

Phoebe

NO! THEY'RE DOING IT!!!

不！他们正在做呢！

Rachel

I KNOW!! I KNOW!! I KNOW!

我知道！我知道！我知道！

Phoebe

YOU KNOW?!!!

你知道？！

Rachel

Yes, I know! And Joey knows! But Ross doesn't know so you have to stop screaming!!

是的，我知道！还有Joey知道！但是Ross不知道，所以不要再尖叫啦！

Ross

(entering) What's going on?

（走进来）怎么啦？

Phoebe and Rachel

Ohhh!!!

哦！！！

Rachel

(trying to divert his attention from the window by jumping up and down) HI!! Hi!

（跳上跳下试图转移他对窗户的注意力）嗨！嗨！

Ross

What?! What?!

怎么啦？怎么啦？

Rachel

Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!

没什么！哦上帝，我们对你要得到这个房子感到高兴！

Ross

Actually, it looks really good. (Turns towards the window and now Phoebe starts jumping to divert his attention.)

事实上，它看起来不错。（转向窗户，这时菲比开始跳着转移他的注意力）

Phoebe

(Screaming incoherently.) Get in here!!! (Motions to join her and Rachel.)

（语无伦次地尖叫）过来这边！来呀！（示意加入到她和瑞秋中）

(Ross starts jumping and screaming incoherently and hops over and joins in on the group hug.)

（罗斯也开始语无伦次地跳着尖叫，跳过去加入拥抱）

Phoebe

Okay, so now they know that you know and they don't know that Rachel knows?

那么他们知道你知道，但他们不知道瑞秋知道？

Joey

Yes, but y'know what? It doesn't matter who knows what. Now, enough of us know that we can just tell them that we know! Then all the lying and the secrets would finally be over!

对，但是谁知道谁不知道已经没关系了。我们都差不多知道了，我们可以告诉他们我们知道了。谎言和秘密已经结束了。

Phoebe

Or, we could not tell them we know and have a little fun of our own.

或者，我们不告诉他们我们知道，享受一下我们的乐趣。

Rachel

All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie.

好吧亲爱的，我们最好赶紧走，要不赶不上电影了。

Monica

Bye!

再见！

All

Bye!

再见！

Phoebe

Bye Chandler! (She walks up to him.) (Quietly.) I miss you already. (She pinches his butt.)

再见Chandler！（她走到他面前）（小声地）我已经想你了。（她捏他的屁股）

Chandler

(after they've left) Okay, did you see that?! With the inappropriate and the pinching!!

（她们走后）好吧，你看到了吗？！那么不合适的还捏我！！

Monica

Actually, I did!

事实上，我看到了！

Chandler

Okay, so now do you believe that she's attracted to me?

好吧，现在你相信她被我吸引了吧？

Monica

Ohhh, oh my God! Oh my God! She knows about us!

哦哦，我的天呀！我的天呀！她知道我们的事了！

Chandler

Phoebe knows about us!

Phoebe知道我们的事了！

Joey

Well I didn't tell them!

我没告诉他们！

Monica

Them?! Who's them?

他们？都有谁？

Joey

Uhhh, Phoebe and Joey.

呃，Phoebe和Joey。

Monica

Joey!

Joey！

Joey

And Rachel. I would've told you but they made me promise not to tell!

还有Rachel。我本想告诉你们，但他们让我答应不说出去的！

Monica

Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So...

哦老兄，他们以为他们很机灵，想整我们！但是他们不知道我们知道他们知道了。那么……

Chandler

Ahh yes, the messers become the messies!

啊，对呀，捣乱者成为被捣乱者！

Phoebe

I'll have to get back to you on that. Okay, bye! (Hangs up.) Oh my God! He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!

我得回头再告诉你。好的，再见！（挂断）天呀！他希望我过去，摸他的二头肌，还有更多！

Rachel

Are you kidding?!

你开玩笑吧？！

Phoebe

No!

不！

Rachel

I can not believe he would do that to Mon---Whoa! (She stops suddenly and slowly turns to point at Joey. Joey is avoiding her eyes.) Joey, do they know that we know?

我不敢相信他这样对Mo——哇！（她突然停下，慢慢转身指着乔伊。乔伊避开她的目光）Joey，他们知道我们知道了吗？

Joey

No.

不。

Rachel

Joey!

Joey！

Joey

They know you know.

他们知道你们知道了。

Rachel

Ugh, I knew it! Oh I cannot believe those two!

呃，我就知道！真不敢相信他们两个！

Phoebe

God, they thought they can mess with us! They're trying to mess with us?! They don't know that we know they know we know! (Joey just shakes his head.) Joey, you can't say anything!

上帝，他们以为他们可以整我们？他们想整我们？他们不知道我们知道他们知道我们知道！（乔伊只是摇头）Joey，你不能说任何事情。

Joey

I couldn't even if I wanted too.

我想也不行。

Chandler

Listen, this is totally getting out of hand! Okay? She wants me to put lotion on her!

听着，这已经完全失控了！好吗？她想我喷洗衣液在她身上！

Monica

She's bluffing!

她是装的！

Chandler

Look, she's not backing down! She went like this! (He does a little mimic of her dance.)

瞧，她才不会撤退呢。她都成这个样子了！（他模仿她的舞蹈动作）

Phoebe

He's not backing down. He went to get lotion.

他没有撤退。他去拿洗衣液了。

Joey

(entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?!

（走进走廊）哦老兄！你们搞定了没有？

Rachel

Joey look, just look at it this way, the sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler the sooner this is all over and out in the open.

Joey，这么看吧，Phoebe越快搞定Chandler，整件事越快结束。

Joey

Ooh!

哦！

Rachel

Okay!

好吧！

Joey

I like that! (To Phoebe) Oh, okay! Show him your bra! He's afraid of bras! Can't work 'em! (He swiftly rips open the front of Phoebe's dress revealing her bra.)

我喜欢！（对菲比）哦，好吧！那好，让他看你的胸罩。他对胸罩没有抵抗力！（他迅速撕开菲比连衣裙的前面，露出她的胸罩）

Phoebe

Joey! (Examining the dress.) Wow, you didn't rip off any buttons.

Joey！（检查连衣裙）哇哦，你都没碰到扣子。

Joey

It's not my first time.

都不是第一次了。

Monica

You go back out there and you seduce her till she cracks!

你继续勾引她，直到她崩溃为止。

Chandler

Okay, give me a second! (Pause) Did you clean up in here?

好棒，等一下！（停顿）你在打扫这里？

Monica

Of course.

当然。

Chandler

Oh, you're-you're going?

噢，你就要离开吗？

Phoebe

Umm, not without you, lover. (She slowly walks over to him and is showcasing her bra.) So, this is my bra.

嗯，除非和你一起离开，爱人。（她慢慢走向他，展示她的胸罩）瞧，这是我的胸罩。

Chandler

(swallowing hard) It's very, very nice. Well, come here. I'm very happy were gonna have all the sex.

（艰难地咽口水）它看起来很棒。好吧，到这来。我真高兴我们可以一起做爱。

Phoebe

You should be. I'm very bendy. (Pause) I'm gonna kiss you now.

你会的。我身体很柔韧。（停顿）我要吻你了。

Chandler

Not if I kiss you first.

除非我先吻你。

(They move closer to together and Phoebe hesitantly puts her hand on Chandler's hip. He puts his hand on her left hip but then decides to put his hand on her left hip. Phoebe then grabs his butt. Chandler goes for her breast, but stops and puts his hand on her shoulder.)

（他们越靠越近，菲比犹豫地把手放在钱德勒的臀部。他把手放在她的左髋，但又决定放在她的左髋上。菲比抓住他的屁股。钱德勒伸手去摸她的胸部，但停下来把手放在她肩上。）

Phoebe

Ooh.

哦。

Chandler

Well, I guess there's nothing left for us to do but-but kiss.

那我们现在就只有先接吻啦。

Phoebe

Here it comes. Our first kiss.

来了。我们的初吻。

(They slowly and hesitantly move their lips together and kiss gently. Phoebe has her eyes wide open in shock and Chandler is squinting. He finally breaks the kiss after only a short while and pushes Phoebe away.)

（他们缓慢犹豫地把嘴唇凑在一起，轻轻接吻。菲比震惊地睁大眼睛，钱德勒眯着眼。他很快结束了接吻，推开菲比）

Chandler

Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! You win!! I can't have sex with ya!

好吧！好吧！好吧！你赢了！你赢了！！我不能和你做爱。

Phoebe

And why not?!

为什么不？

Chandler

Because I'm in love with Monica!!

因为我爱着Monica！

Phoebe

You're-you're what?!

你——你什么？！

(Monica comes out of the bathroom like a bolt, and Rachel and Joey both enter.)

（莫妮卡像闪电一样从浴室冲出来，瑞秋和乔伊也走进来）

Chandler

Love her! That's right, I...LOVE...HER!!! I love her!! (They walk together and hug.) I love you, Monica.

爱她！没错，我爱她！我爱她！！（他们走在一起拥抱）我爱你，Monica。

Monica

I love you too Chandler. (They kiss.)

我也爱你，Chandler。（他们接吻）

Phoebe

I just---I thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!

我只是——我以为你们只是做而已，我不知道你们在恋爱。

Joey

So that's it! It's over! Everybody knows!

好啦，结束啦！谁都知道了！

Monica

Well actually, Ross doesn't.

实际上，Ross还没有。

Chandler

Yes, and we'd appreciate it if no one told him yet.

对，我们希望没人告诉他。

Ross

(He notices something through the window.) No! No! Wh... What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

（他透过窗户注意到一些事）不！不！你……你们在干什么？！！（莱德贝特博士慢慢往后退）从我妹妹那里滚开！！！

Phoebe

Y'know, you're friend's getting married, it's gotta change things.

你知道吗，朋友要是结婚，就会有变化了。

Rachel

You really think it would be that different?

你认为会有什么不同吗？

Phoebe

How could it not be? I mean pretty soon they're gonna be having kids, and then they're just gonna be hanging out with other couples who have kids. And then maybe they're gonna have to leave the city to be near a Volvo dealership.

怎么会没有？他们会有小孩……然后和有小孩的夫妇在一起。然后有可能离开城市……住在沃尔沃汽车代理商附近。

Rachel

Well, things change.

会有变化的。

Joey

I don't want them to move to a Volvo dealership!

我不希望他们住在沃尔沃汽车代理商附近。

Ross

It'll be okay Joe.

会没事的，Joe。

Joey

I'm sorry, I just...I like things the way they are.

对不起，我只是……我喜欢他们原来的样子。

Rachel

Hey, who's this little naked guy?

嘿，这个裸体的小家伙是谁？

Ross

That little naked guy would be me.

那个裸体的小家伙应该是我。

Rachel

Aww, look at the little thing.

哦，瞧那个小东西呀。

Ross

Yes, yes, fine, that is my penis. Can we be grown-ups now?

是呀，好吧，那是我的小弟弟。我们能不能成熟点？

Chandler

Who are those people?

这些人是谁？

Ross

Got me.

我不知道。

Monica

Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle. (Reads the back) 'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'.

哦，那是姥姥，就在中间。（读背面）“我和我的伙伴在Java Joe's”。

Rachel

Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?

哇哦，Monica，你看起来很象你姥姥。她那时多大呀？

Monica

Let's see, 1939... yeah, 24, 25?

我看看，1939……嗯，大概24，25。

Ross

Looks like a fun gang. (They all look at each other and smile)

都是一帮年轻的伙伴。（大家互相看着笑了）

Joey

Ooh, look-look-look-look-look! I got Monica naked!

哦，瞧，瞧，瞧！我有Monica裸体的照片！

Ross

(looking) Nono, that would be me again.

（看）不，那应该还是我。

Monica

Hey, you guys!

嘿，你们好呀！

Phoebe

Hey.

嘿。

Joey

Hey.

嘿。

Chandler

What's going on?

怎么啦？

Rachel

Well, we were just talkin' about you guys gettin' married and how great it is.

我们还在说……你们就要结婚了，还有这该有多好。

Joey

Yeah, you can get a Volvo. If that's what you really want.

是呀，你们可以买辆沃尔沃。如果你们真的想的话。

Monica

Oh that's so sweet.

你们真好。

Chandler

So we both finished our vows.

好了，我们都写完誓言了。

Phoebe

Oh!

哦！

Joey

Hey!

嘿！

Rachel

Oh, can we read them?

我们能看看吗？

Monica

Yeah, I don't hear Chandler's and he doesn't hear mine.

现在我还不能知道他的，他也不能知道我的。

Rachel

Okay.

好的。

Phoebe

Okay.

好的。

(They spilt into their sexes and the girls read Monica's and the guys read Chandler's. The girls gasp and groan and the guys laugh hysterically.)

（他们按性别分开，女孩们读莫妮卡的，男人们读钱德勒的。女孩们抽气和呻吟，男人们歇斯底里地笑）

Phoebe

(To Monica) Oh, that's beautiful.

（对莫妮卡）哦，那段写的真好。

Joey

(To Chandler) (laughing) Funny one! That's good!

（对钱德勒）（笑）很搞笑呀！不错！

Rachel

(To Monica) Monica, will-will you marry me?

（对莫妮卡）Monica，你能嫁给我吗？

(Ross laughs.)

（罗斯笑）

Joey

What? I don't get it.

什么？我不明白。

(Ross points to the explanation and he gets it.)

（罗斯指着解释，他懂了）

Ross

(To Chandler) Oh man, this is hilarious.

（对钱德勒）哦伙计，这个真的很搞笑！

Monica

Chandler!!

Chandler！！

Chandler

Don't worry honey, we'll make yours funnier.

别担心亲爱的，我们会让你的更搞笑的。

Ending Credits

片尾

Chandler

Okay, what do you guys think?

好了，你们怎么认为？

Ross

(quietly) Dude!

（小声地）伙计……

Joey

(starting to cry) I have never known love like this.

（开始哭）我从来不知道爱情是这样的。

Chandler

You really like it?

你们喜欢吗？

Ross

Dude! How-how did you write this?

伙计！你是怎么写出来的？

Chandler

I stole Monica's and changed the name.

我抄了Monica的，然后把名字换了。

Ross

You can't do that!

你不能这样做呀！

Joey

If he goes first he can!

如果他先念就可以啦！

End

结束