The One Where Ross Got High

Monica

(on phone) Okay, great! Bye.

（打电话）OK，太好了，再见。

(Chandler enters.) So guess who's coming to Thanksgiving dinner?

（钱德勒进来。）猜一下谁会来参加感恩节晚餐？

Chandler

Sydney Portier? Hehheh.

西尼·波迪尔？嘿嘿。

Monica

(not amused by Chandler's joke) I miss Rachel. (To Chandler) No, my parents.

（不被钱德勒的笑话逗乐）我想念瑞秋。（对钱德勒）不，是我父母。

Chandler

Oh! That's great, they haven't seen the place since I moved in!

噢！那太好了，我搬来以后他们还没来过呢。

Monica

Yeah, and y'know, if you could not mention to them that we live together, that would be great! (Quickly trying to change subjects), I was thinking we would eat around four.

是的，你知道，如果你能不提到我们住在一起，那才好呢。（快速转换话题），我在想我们要在四点钟左右吃饭。

Chandler

(shocked at the news) Why can't I tell them that we live together?

（震惊）为什么我不能告诉他们我们住在一起？

Monica

Because they don't know we're dating. (Again, trying to quickly change subjects.) Do you think we should eat in the kitchen? (Goes to the sink and the stove to cook.)

因为他们不知道我们在约会。（再次快速转换话题）你觉得我们应该在厨房吃饭吗？（走到水槽和炉子边做饭。）

Chandler

Why haven't you told them?!

你为什么还没有告诉他们？

Monica

Um, well, I was going to, I-I-I really was. But um, then somewhere, just out of nowhere, I didn't.

嗯，那么，我本打算，我真的……但是，这个，那个，我没有。

Chandler

Why haven't you told them?! Wouldn't they be happy?!

为什么你还没告诉他们？他们会不高兴吗？

Monica

(trying to change subjects, excitedly) So! Dinner in the kitchen around four! I'll see you then. (Pats Chandler on the shoulder and goes into the living room.)

（兴奋地转换话题）那么，四点钟在厨房吃饭，呆会儿见。（拍拍钱德勒的肩膀，走进客厅。）

Chandler

Why wouldn't they be happy?

他们为什么会不高兴？

Monica

Well, um, because mainly, um, they don't like you. I'm sorry.

嗯，主要是因为，嗯，他们不喜欢你。对不起。

Chandler

What? What? Why?!

什么？什么？为什么？

Monica

Maybe because you used to be aloof, or that you're really sarcastic, or that, y'know, you joke around all the time. Or that you take off your clothes and throw them on the couch.

可能是因为你以前冷淡，或者是喜欢挖苦人，或者，你知道，你总是开玩笑。或者是，你脱下衣服把它们扔在躺椅上。

Chandler

Is this why they don't like me or why you don't like me?

这是他们不喜欢我的原因，还是你不喜欢我的原因？

Monica

Look, I know that I should've told them. I know I shouldn't care what they think. I'm sorry.

你瞧，我知道我应该告诉他们，我知道我不该管他们怎么想，对不起。

Chandler

Y'know, it'll be okay. It'll be okay. Because when they come over, I will be all charming, I will make them fall in love with me, and then we'll tell 'em.

你知道，这没关系，这没关系。因为他们来的时候，我会非常迷人，我会让他们爱上我，然后我们告诉他们。

Monica

You really think that'll work?

你真的认为这么做管用吗？

Chandler

Hey, I can be pretty charming, babe, I won YOU over, didn't I?

嘿，我会非常迷人，宝贝，我已经得到了你，不是吗？

Monica

(hugging Chandler) I don't think you'll ever get my parents that drunk!

（拥抱钱德勒）我想你不会让我父母醉成那样！

Opening Credits

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Chandler

Hey! (Sees Ross is there) Oh, good, Ross! You're parents like me, right?

嘿！（看到罗斯在）噢，太好了，罗斯！你父母喜欢我，对吗？

Ross

(only half-paying attention) Yes, of course they like you!

（只注意了一半）是的，他们当然喜欢你！

Chandler

Well Monica just told me that they don't.

可莫尼卡刚告诉我他们不喜欢我。

Ross

(not paying attention) Yeah, they don't like you.

（没注意）是的，他们不喜欢你。

Chandler

(annoyed) Do you know why?

（生气）你知道为什么吗？

Ross

I dunno, maybe it's because you're really sarcastic. Or maybe it's cause you uh-

我不知道，也许是因为你太喜欢挖苦人，或者，是因为你，啊。

Chandler

(angry) Well if people don't know they shouldn't just guess!

（愤怒）如果不知道，就不应该瞎猜！

Chandler

This is great, another Thanksgiving with nothing to give thanks for.

这太好了，又一个不知道该感谢什么的感恩节。

Joey

Maybe I could give thanks for you shuttin' up, eh?

也许我该谢谢你闭上嘴，嗯？

Chandler

Maybe I could give thanks by taking my Playstation over to my new apartment.

也许我该把游戏机搬到我的新公寓去以示感谢。

Joey

Well maybe I love ya'.

也许我爱你。

Chandler

[mocks that last comment].

[模仿那个评论]。

Janine [to Chandler]: Hey.

Janine [对钱德勒]：嘿。

Chandler

Hey.

嘿。

Janine

Hey guys!

Janine：嘿，伙计们。

Ross

(trying to act manly in front of Janine) No I don't want to play video games, Joey!

（试图在Janine面前表现男子气概）不，我不想玩游戏机，乔伊。

Janine

Are you guys going to Chandler's for Thanksgiving?

Janine：你们要到钱德那里去过感恩节吗？

Joey

Yeah! Yeah, why? What's up?

是的，是的，为什么？出什么事了？

Janine

Well, me and my dancer friends are thinking of doing Thanksgiving uptown. I thought you guys might like to come.

Janine：我和我的跳舞朋友打算到城里过感恩节，你们也许愿意一起来。

Ross

For real?

真的吗？

Janine

No, but you should go to Chandler's. Because none of us knows how to cook, we'll probably just end up drinking all day.

Janine：不，你应该到钱德家去，因为我们没人会做饭，我们可能会喝一整天的酒。

Joey

Ye-ye, we go to yours!

不不，我们来你这边。

Ross

Yeah, see, we-we-we have to stop across the hall, because it's my sister. But, uh, uh y'know actually, growing up with a sister was nice because it really helped me understand women. Yeah, you-you should tell your friends that.

是的，我们实在不应该过来，因为，那毕竟是我妹妹。可是，呃，你知道实际上，有个妹妹一起长大也不错，因为对我理解女人很有帮助。是的，你该告诉你朋友这些。

Janine

(not sure of what to make of that) Okay.

Janine：（不知道该说什么）OK。

Joey

How you got three women to marry you, I'll never know.

我从来不懂怎么会有三个女人愿意嫁给你。

Phoebe

Hey!

嘿！

All

Hey!

嘿！

Rachel

Hey! Hey, Pheebs, check it out. Yeah, for my desert, I have chosen to make a traditional English truffle!

嘿！嘿，菲比，看一下。我的甜点，我选做了一道传统的英式松露。

Phoebe

Wow, that sounds great! And what are you making Monica, in case Rachel's dessert is...[about to say "bad"] so good that I eat all of it. There's none left for anybody else!

噢，听起来不错。莫尼卡你在做什么，万一瑞秋的点心弄……得好，我把它全吃了，没给别人留一点。

Monica

Nothing.

我没做。

Rachel

(worried) Nothing?

（担心）没做？

Monica

No, sweetie, I-I trust you.

没做，亲爱的，我信任你。

Rachel

So, if-if I mess this up, there's nothing else for dessert?

那么，如果我把这搞糟了，还有其它点心吗？

Monica

You're not gonna mess it up.

你不会搞糟的。

Rachel

Wow, Monica, I love that, you really have faith in me. Thank you. Technical question, how do you know when uh, the butter's done?

噢，莫尼卡，我喜欢这个，你对我真有信心，谢谢你。技术问题，你知道黄油什么时候做好吗？

Monica

Well, it's done about two minutes before it looks like that.

看起来两分钟前就好了。

Joey and Ross

Hey!

嘿！

All

Hey!

嘿！

Joey

Oh, ooh the food smells great, Mon!

噢，菜闻起来不错，莫妮卡！

Ross

And the place looks so nice!

地方看起来也不错。

Joey

Yeah, hey hey, Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

是的，嘿，嘿，大家感恩节愉快。

Ross

Happy Thanksgiving!

感恩节愉快。

The Girls

Happy Thanksgiving!

感恩节愉快。

Joey

Well, this has been great!

那，太好了。

Ross

See ya!

再见。

Monica

Whoa whoa whoa! Where're you goin'?

哇，哇，你们到哪里去。

Ross

Oh, oh, we did say we'd stop by this little thing Joey's roommate is having.

噢，是因为有件小事，和乔伊住一起的朋友要……

Monica

Oh, Janine, the really hot dancer girl?

噢，简妮，性感跳舞女孩？

Ross

Some would say she's attractive, yes.

有人会说她很吸引人，是的。

Phoebe

And who else is going to be there?

还有谁还会去那里？

Joey

Uh, some of her friends, yeah.

她的一些朋友。

Rachel

Her dancer friends?

她的跳舞朋友？

Joey

(frustrated) Yes, all right? All of her hot dancer friends are gonna be there and they're gonna be, be drinkin' and dancin, and we really wanna go!

（沮丧）是的，好吧？她所有的性感跳舞朋友都要去，她们要去喝酒，跳舞，我们真的想去。

Ross

(to Joey) Dude, we were good!

（对乔伊）哥们，我们是好人。

Monica

You're not gonna go anywhere, you said you were gonna eat here, and you're gonna eat here!

你们哪里也不能去，你们说过在这儿吃饭的，就要在这儿吃饭。

Phoebe

Yeah, and-and leaving us to go see hot dancer girls is not very Thanksgivingy.

是的，把我们留在这里，自己去看性感跳舞女孩，就不太像“感恩”了。

Ross

Oh, but-but it is, uh, it's just like the first Thanksgiving, when the Indians and the Pilgrims uh, sat down to dinner.

噢，可是，这就像第一个感恩节，当印第安人和朝圣者，嗯，坐下吃饭。

Joey

Yeah, yeah, and the Indians taught the Pilgrims what it meant to be hot in the new world!

对，对，印第安人教会了朝圣者在新世界什么是热辣的。

Mrs. Geller

Hello everybody!

你们好。

Mr. Geller

Hi!

你好。

All

Hi!

你好。

Monica

Dad [kisses Jack], Mom [kisses Judy]. Look! Look who it is it's Chandler!

爸爸（亲杰克），妈妈（亲朱迪）。瞧，瞧，这是谁，这是钱德。

Mrs. Geller

(less than pleased) Oh yes, of course hello Chandler.

（不太高兴）噢，当然是的，你好，钱德。

Chandler

Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful, it is great to have you hear, let us take off your coats!

盖勒先生，盖勒太太，你们气色真好，你们能来真是太好了，请脱下外套吧。

Chandler

Whoa, snowing out there?

哇，外面在下雪？

Mr. Geller

(angry) No.

（生气）没有。

Mr. Geller

Monica, all this food looks wonderful, you should think about doing this for a living.

莫尼卡，这些菜看起来真棒，你该考虑一下以此为生。

Mr. Geller

Ok, I have dandruff. There's no need to laugh and point.

OK，我有头皮屑，但没必要指着我笑。

Monica

Dad, Chandler was just laughing at your joke.

爸爸，钱德只是在笑您讲的笑话。

Mr. Geller

My joke wasn't funny.

我的笑话一点都不好笑。

Phoebe

Rach, Rach, I just remembered. I had a dream about Mr. Geller last night.

瑞秋，瑞秋，我刚想起来，昨晚我梦到盖勒先生了。

Rachel

Really?!

真的？

Phoebe

Yeah, I dreamt that he saved me from a burning building and he was so brave and so strong! And it's making me look at him totally differently. Y'know, I mean he used to be just, y'know "Jack Geller Monica and Ross's dad" and now he's he's "Jack Geller, dream hunk."

是的，我梦到他把我从着火的房子里救了出来，他真强壮，真勇敢！这使我对他刮目相看。你知道，他本来只是“杰克·盖勒，莫尼卡、罗斯的爸爸”，现在却成了“杰克·盖勒，我梦想的大块头”。

Rachel

I dunno. Y'know to me he'll always be "Jack Geller, walks in while you're changing."

我不知道。对我来说他永远是“杰克·盖勒，你一换衣服他就进来。”

Monica

Y'know dad, Chandler is one of Ross's very best friends!

爸爸，钱德是罗斯最好的朋友之一。

Chandler

Yeah, Ross sure is a great guy, y'know I've always felt that how a young man turns out is a reflection on his father.

是的，罗斯是个好人，我一直觉得从年轻人身上能看到他父亲的影子。

Mr. Geller

I always thought that too. Tell me, what does your father do?

我也一直这么想。告诉我，你父亲是干什么的。

Chandler

(worried) He's the headliner of a gay burlesque show.

（担忧）他是个给同性恋滑稽剧写文章的记者。

Joey

Rach, you're killin' us here, will ya serve the dessert already? Those drunken dancers are waiting!

瑞秋，你要在这儿杀了我们，你现在就上点心好吗？那些喝醉的跳舞女孩在等我们。

Rachel

(looking at her truffle) Look at it, isn't it beautiful?

（看着她的松露）看这个，漂亮吗？

Ross

Yeah, yeah, what is it?

是的，是的，这是什么？

Rachel

It's a truffle. It's got all of these layers. First there's a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch, [Joey and Ross make impressed faces] then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sauteed with peas and onions, [Joey and Ross look like something's wrong.] then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top!

这是松露，有这么多层。先是一层松脆饼，再一层果浆，然后是奶油冻，这是我刮下来的，然后是红莓，更多的松脆饼，然后是煎嫩牛肉加豌豆和洋葱，然后是一些奶油冻，再是香蕉，然后我在顶上放了些生奶油。

Ross

W-What was the one right before bananas?

香蕉前面是什么？

Rachel

The beef? Yeah, that was weird to me, too. But then, y'know, I thought "well, there's mincemeat pie," I mean that's an English dessert, these people just put very strange things in their food, y'know. [To Joey] Oh! by the way, can I borrow some Rum from your place?

牛肉？是的，我也觉得很怪异。可是，你知道有一种甜馅饼，那也是英国式的点心。你知道，这些人把许多奇怪的东西放在食物里。[对乔伊]噢，顺便问一下，我能从你那儿借点朗姆酒吗？

Joey

Y-sure!

当然。

Rachel

(teasingly) And while I'm gone don't you boys sneak a taste.

（戏弄地）我走了你们不会偷吃吧？

Joey and Ross

(faking dissapointment) Okay.

（假装失望）OK。

Ross

Beef in a dessert?! I- no no no, there is no way!

甜点心里放牛肉？我——不，不，不，这不行。

Joey

I know, and only one layer of jam?! What is up with that?

我知道，只有一层果浆？到底是怎么回事？

Ross

Oh my God, the pages are stuck together!

噢，我的天，这两页粘在一起了。

Joey

(turning to Chandler in a scolding tone) Chandler!

（转向钱德勒，用责怪的语气）钱德！

Ross

Oh My God, she-she made half an English Trifle, and half a...Sheperd's Pie!

噢，我的天，她做了一半英国松露，一半……土豆泥肉饼！

Joey

(sad) Oh man! Now she's gonna start all over! We're never gonna get to introduce the hot girls to the new world!

（伤心）噢，现在她得重新再做一个了。我们没机会把性感女孩介绍给新世界了。

Ross

No, no, we will. We just won't tell her she messed up.

不，不，我们会的，我们只是不告诉她把这搞糟了。

Joey

Just let her serve the beef-custard thing?

就让她上这些牛肉-奶油冻？

Ross

Yeah, it'll be like a funny Thanksgiving story!

是的，这会成一个感恩节的有趣故事。

Joey

(shrugging his shoulders to go along with it) Vomiting stories are funny...

（耸耸肩表示赞同）散发出呕吐物气味的故事是有趣……

Rachel

Joey, God, your apartment is like a hundred degrees!

乔伊，天哪，你的房间有100度。

Joey

Did-did it make you wanna walk around in your underwear?

有没有使你穿内衣走来走去？

Rachel

No!

没有。

Joey

(frustrated) Still not hot enough!

（沮丧）那还不够热。

Phoebe

Rachel?

瑞秋？

Rachel

Yeah?

什么事？

Phoebe

Okay, look at him. Look at those strong hands. Oh what I wouldn't give to be that can of (looks closer to see what Jack is drinking) condensed milk.

OK，瞧他。看这些强壮的手。噢，我多想变成那听……炼乳。

Monica

Mom, uh, Chandler was just saying how beautiful your sweater is.

妈妈，钱德刚才说你的毛衣真漂亮。

Mrs. Geller

Oh, thank you Chandler! I just bought it.

噢，谢谢你，钱德，我刚买的。

Chandler

Oh, yes. Well it's very beautiful. It's cream-colored and tight [Realizes what he just said and looks worried. Monica and Ross also looked shocked. Judy and Jack give Chandler a very dirty look.] I don't mean tight, I mean it's not too tight, not that I was looking at-[giving up all hope, he puts his head into his hands.]

噢，是的，真漂亮，是奶黄色的又紧身。[意识到自己刚说的话，露出担忧的表情。莫妮卡和罗斯也震惊了。朱迪和杰克给了钱德勒一个非常厌恶的眼神。]我的意思不是紧身，我是说不太紧，我不是在看——[放弃所有希望，他把头埋进手里。]

Mr. Geller

What's the matter with him?

他是怎么回事？

Mrs. Geller

(whispers to Jack a little loudly) I think he's stoned again.

（稍微大声地对杰克耳语）我想他又吸多了。

Chandler

(shocked) What?

（震惊）什么？

Monica

(shocked) What?

（震惊）什么？

Ross

(worried) Dude, I need to talk to you a sec.

（担心）老兄，我需要和你谈一下。

Ross

Okay, I think I might know why my parents don't like you.

OK，我想我知道为什么我父母不喜欢你了。

Chandler

You do? Why?

你知道？为什么？

Ross

Okay, remember, we were young. Hey, Spring break, sophomore year, I got high in my bedroom and my parents walked in and smelled it and so I told them that you had gotten stoned and jumped out the window.

好的，还记得吗，我们年轻的时候。嘿，大学二年级放春假时，我有一次在房间里吸大麻，父母走进来闻到了，所以我告诉他们你刚抽了大麻，跳到了窗外。

Chandler

What?! Why did you do that?

什么？你为什么这么说？

Ross

I don't know, aheh, your's was the first name that-that popped into my head, I'm I'm sorry. I-I didn't think it would matter.

我不知道，你的名字是第一个蹦进我脑袋的，对不起，我以为这没关系的。

Chandler

How could it not matter?!

怎么会没关系？

Ross

How was I supposed to know we'd end up being friends after college, let alone you-you would be living with my sister?

我怎么知道我们毕业后还会是朋友，更没想到你会搭上我妹妹！

Chandler

What about all that "friends forever" stuff?

那么那些“永远的朋友”什么的怎么说？

Ross

I don't know, I-I was all high.

我不知道，我太兴奋了。

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Monica

Mom and dad just sent me in here to find out if you (points to Chandler) were trying to get Ross stoned!

爸爸妈妈让我来这儿看看你（指着钱德勒）是不是想让罗斯吸大麻！

Chandler

Your parents caught Ross smoking pot in college and he blamed it on me!

你父母抓到罗斯在大学里抽大麻，他诬赖我。

Monica

Ross, I can't believe you'd do that!

罗斯，我不相信你能这么干。

Chandler

The reason we haven't told them we're together is because they hate me, okay? So will you fix this?

我们没告诉他们我们在一起的原因是因为他们讨厌我。好吧，那你怎么弥补？

Ross

Okay, okay, I'll tell 'em it wasn't Chandler who got high. Now who should I say it was?

好，好，我会告诉他们不是钱德大麻抽多了。现在我该说是谁呢？

Monica

You! It's not like it's a big deal! You-you don't still do it or anything!

你！这不是什么大事，你现在不这样做了。

Ross

Alright, alright, now-now who should I say tricked me into doing it?

好吧，好吧，我该说是谁骗我做的呢？

Monica

Dad, please don't pick your teeth out here! Alright, and if you're gonna put your feet up, why don't you sit on the-

爸爸，请不要在这儿剔牙。好吧，如果你能把脚抬开，你干嘛不坐在那儿——

Phoebe

Monica, leave him alone!

莫尼卡，别烦他！

Joey

(to Rachel) Will you hurry up? Did you not hear me before when I told you that all of Janine's friends are dancers?! And that they're going to be drinking alot!?

（对瑞秋）你能快点吗？你没听见我说简妮的朋友都是跳舞的吗？他们要喝许多酒？

Rachel

(sarcastically) No, I did, but tell me again, because it's so romantic.

（讽刺地）不，我听见了，可是你再告诉我一遍吧，因为那多浪漫。

Joey

Well you're whippin' so slow! Can't you do it any faster?

你搅得真慢。你不能快点？

Rachel

Joey! Come on! I don't wanna make any mistakes, alright? This is the only dessert and if I screw it up everybody's gonna be like "Oh, remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screwed up the trifle?"

乔伊，拜托，我不想犯任何错误，行吗？这是唯一的点心，如果我弄砸了，大家都会说“噢，记得那个感恩节吗，瑞秋把松露做糟了”。

Rachel

So why don't you just let me worry about making the trifle and you just worry about eating it, alright?

所以，你干嘛不让我来担心做松露，你来担心怎么吃它，好吗？

Joey

Oh I am!

我在担心。

Monica

Ross, if you don't tell them, then I will!

罗斯，如果你不告诉他门，我就……

Ross

Okay, fine!

好吧，好吧。

Joey

Ross! Can I talk to you for a second?

罗斯，我能和你说两句吗？

Ross

Oh, uh, can it wait a second Joey? I have to tell my parents something. No it can't? Okay.

噢，乔伊你能等一下吗？我得告诉父母一些事情。不行？好吧。

Joey

Okay, look, I think we have to tell Rachel she messed up her dessert.

好吧，瞧，我想我们得告诉瑞秋她把点心弄糟了。

Ross

What?! What is with everybody? It's Thanksgiving, not...Truth-Day!

什么？大伙都怎么了？这是感恩节，不是说真话节。

Joey

Look, when everyone eats that...that...Banana-Meat thing, they're all gonna' make fun of her, do you want that?

瞧，每个人都得吃那个，那个香蕉-肉的玩意，他们都会笑话她，这是你想看到的吗？

Ross

Okay, okay, we'll just get everyone to act like they like it. That-that way noone makes fun of her and we still get to go to Sweet Potatoe Pie! (Referring to the dancers.)

好吧，好吧，我们让大家装作喜欢吃的样子。那么没人会笑话她，我们也能再去“甜土豆馅饼”那里。（指那些跳舞的女孩。）

Joey

(scolding) Dude, they're not objects.

（责备）老兄，她们不是物品。

Joey

Just kiddin,' I'll talk to them, you distract Rach.

只是开玩笑，我去和他们说，你引开瑞秋注意力。

Ross

Hey Rach, can I talk to you outside for a second?

嘿，瑞秋，我能和你到外面说几句吗？

Rachel

Okay...

好吧……

Rachel

What's up, Ross?

什么事，罗斯？

Ross

So um...Thanksgiving. The holiday season is upon us, hm?

嗯……感恩节。我们在过节，是吧？

Rachel

Yeah!

是的。

Ross

And um...You look nice today.

嗯……你今天真好看。

Rachel

Oh no. No Ross, don't do this.

噢，不，罗斯，别这样。

Ross

What?

什么？

Rachel

I just- I don't think us getting back together is a good idea.

我只是不认为我们再回到一起是个好主意。

Ross

(shocked) Eh?

（震惊）嗯？

Rachel

I thought this might happen today. Ross, I know the holidays can be rough. Y'know? And it's probably really hard for you to be alone right now.

我料到今天可能会这样，罗斯，我知道这节日可能有点难熬。你知道？这对你单身一人来说太难熬了。

Ross

(cutting her off) You're alone.

（打断她）你也是单身。

Rachel

No, I-I live with Phoebe. I mean you're alone, alone. And I just-it's just not the time for us. I'm sorry.

不，我和菲比住在一起。我的意思是你独自一人，一个人。现在对我们来说不是好时机，对不起。

Ross

(just trying to get out of the conversation) Ah well, can't blame a guy for trying!

（只是想结束对话）好吧，你不能责怪一个想尝试一下的家伙。

Joey

Oh and (Ross begins to open the door and Joey says some gibberish word to indicate to Ross that he's not done yet. Ross closes the door again.) Okay, and uh, if anyone needs help pretending to like it, I learned something in acting class, try uh, rubbing your stomach (Rubs his stomach) or uh, or saying "mmm" and uh, oh oh! And smiling (Smiles while pretending to stir a bowl), okay?

噢，还有（罗斯开始开门，乔伊说了一些胡话表示罗斯还没好。罗斯又关上门。）好吧，如果有人不太会假装喜欢吃，我在表演课上学过点，试着按摩一下你的肚子，或嘴里说“嗯嗯”，噢噢，然后微笑，好了吗？

Chandler

Yeah, I'm not gonna pay for those acting classes anymore.

我不会给这样的表演课付钱。

Joey

Rachel, there you are! Come on, let's serve that dessert already!

瑞秋，你来，快，让我们上点心。

Rachel

Joey, you're gonna have to stop rushing me, you know what? You don't get any dessert.

乔伊，你别催我。你知道吗？你没有点心吃。

Joey

(happily) Really?

（开心）真的？

Rachel

No, I'm just kidding I would never do that to you! Okay, everybody, it's trifle time!

不，我在开玩笑，我不会对你这么干的。好啦，大家注意，现在吃松露了。

Phoebe

So, now, Rach, this is a traditional English trifle, isn't it?

瑞秋，这是传统的英式松露，是吗？

Rachel

It sure is.

当然是。

Phoebe

Wow. So then did you make it with beef or Eggplant?

哇，那你是用牛肉还是茄子做的？

Rachel

Beef.

牛肉。

Phoebe

I can't have any. You know I don't eat meat. (Faking dissapointment.) Ohhh no.

我不能吃了，你知道我不吃肉。（假装失望）噢噢。

Rachel

Alright, Monica, I want you to have the first taste.

好吧，莫尼卡，我想让你第一个尝尝。

Monica

Really?

真的？

Rachel

Oh oh oh, wait! You only got whipped cream in there! Ya gotta take a bite with all the layers!

噢，噢，等一下。你只吃了炼乳，你得所有的层都咬一口。

Monica

Okay.

好的。

Rachel

Op! Wait, you dropped a pea.

噢，等一下，你掉了豌豆。

Rachel

Well?

怎么样？

Monica

(faking joy. Rubbing her stomach and smiling at the same time, like Joey said) Mmmm! It's good!

（假装开心，一边揉肚子一边微笑，像乔伊说的那样）嗯~~~~不错。

Rachel

Really? How good?

真的？有多好吃？

Monica

It's so good, that I feel really selfish about being the only one who's eating it, that I think we should have everyone taste how good it is. Especially Ross.

太好吃了，我觉得太自私了只有我一个人在吃。我想我们该让每个人都尝尝这有多么好吃，尤其是罗斯。

All

(faking enjoyment) Mmm.

（假装享受）嗯。

Chandler

(clearly lying and hating the dessert) Yeah, this is so good, that I'm gonna go enjoy it on the balcony so that I can enjoy the view whilst I enjoy my dessert.

（明显在撒谎，讨厌这道甜点）是的，太好了，我要到阳台上好好品尝，那样我就能边看风景边吃点心。

Mrs. Geller

(lying) I've gotta call my friend Mary and tell her how good this is, from Monica's room.

（撒谎）我得给朋友玛丽打电话，告诉她这有多好吃，在莫妮卡房间里打。

Mr. Geller

(also lying) I'll help you dial.

（也撒谎）我去帮你拨号码。

Monica

(again, lying) I'm gonna go into the bathroom so I can look at it in the mirror, as I eat it.

（再次撒谎）我要到卫生间去，那样我能在吃的时候照着镜子看看。

Rachel

Okay, now what was that all about? Is it-does it not taste good? Let me try it.

好吧，这到底是怎么回事？难道这不好吃吗？让我试一下。

Ross

Wha? No no! Ah! (Ross scarfs all of his trifle down in about a second. He looks like he's going to throw up.) (Lying) All gone! So good! Maybe Chandler has some left.

什么？不，不！啊！（罗斯在一秒钟内把他的松露全吞下去。他看起来像要吐了。）（撒谎）吃完了。真好吃。也许钱德还能剩点。

Ross

It tastes like feet!

吃起来象脚一样。

Joey

I like it.

我喜欢。

Ross

Are you kidding?

你在开玩笑？

Joey

What's not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? Gooooood.

不喜欢什么？奶油冻？好吃。果酱？好吃。肉？好吃！

Rachel

...So a bird just grabbed it, and then tried to fly away with it and, and then just dropped it on the street?

……一只鸟刚把它抢走了，然后飞走了，然后把它扔在了街上？

Chandler

(lying) Yes, but if it's any consolation, before the bird dropped it, he seemed to enjoy it.

（撒谎）是的，可是如果能算是安慰的话，在鸟把它扔掉以前，它看上去很喜欢吃。

Phoebe

Rachel, come here. (Rachel walks over to Phoebe. Chandler sits down on the lounge-chair.) Okay, I was just starting to take my Thanksgiving nap, and I had another dream about Jack.

瑞秋，过来。（瑞秋走向菲比。钱德勒坐在躺椅上。）我刚才睡了个感恩节小觉，我又做了个关于杰克的梦。

Rachel

Oh, Phoebe, do I wanna hear this?

噢，菲比，我一定要听吗？

Phoebe

I dunno, let's see! So, okay, I dreamt that we were gonna get married, and he left, becuz he had to go fight a fire. And, um, so okay, I went to a night club, and I saw him making out with a girl.

我不知道，然后……我梦见我们要结婚了，他走了，因为他要去救火。嗯，接着我去了个夜总会，我看见他在和一个姑娘鬼混。

Rachel

(humoring Phoebe) Oh my God, he dream-cheated on you!

（敷衍菲比）噢，我的天，他梦幻地欺骗你。

Phoebe

Yeah, but then Jacques Cousteau came and he kicked his ass for betraying me! It was soo cool! Then, he took me diving and he introduced me to his pet seahorse, who, by the way, was totally coming on to me, and please, that is not gonna happen.

是的，可是雅克·库斯特来了，他踢他屁股因为他骗了我。太棒了！然后，他带我去潜水，把我介绍给他的宠物海马，而且他还老是吃我豆腐。帮帮忙吧，这不可能发生。

Mr. Geller

Boy, I'm glad I wore the big belt today.

小伙子，我很高兴我今天束了大皮带。

Phoebe

Five minutes ago, a line like that would've floored me. Now nothing. Well, not nothing, I am still a woman.

5分钟前，一条那样的东西能让我躺下。现在没事了。哦，还是有事，我终究还是个女人。

Monica

Ross? Let's go.

罗斯，我们去吧。

Ross

Oh yeah, about telling Mom and Dad, I was thinking about maybe writing a letter.

噢，是的，告诉爸爸妈妈，我在考虑可能写封信。

Monica

Alright, you know what? That's it. You've had your chance.

好吧，给过你机会了。

Ross

Wha-what?

什么？

Monica

(out loud, to her parents) Mom! Dad! Ross smoked pot in college!

（大声对父母）妈妈，爸爸，罗斯在大学里抽大麻！

Mr. and Mrs. Geller

What?!

什么？

Ross

(in a 5 year old's tone) (To Monica) You are such a tattletale! Mom, Dad, you remember that-that time you walked in my room and smelled marijuana?

（用5岁孩子的语气）（对莫妮卡）你这个告密者！妈妈，爸爸，你们还记得那次你们走进我房间，闻到大麻味道吗？

Mr. and Mrs. Geller

Yes. (They look at Chandler angrily.)

是的。（他们生气地看着钱德勒。）

Ross

Well I told you it was Chandler who was smoking the pot but it was me. I'm sorry.

我那时告诉你们是钱德在抽大麻，可是，是我抽的，对不起。

Mrs. Geller

It was you?

是你？

Monica

And Dad, y'know that mailman that you got fired? He didn't steal your Playboys! Ross did!

爸爸，还记得那个被你炒掉的邮差吗？他没偷你的，是罗斯干的！

Ross

Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing, Monica did!

好吧，格罗丽亚飓风没弄坏门廊里的秋千，是莫尼卡弄坏的！

Monica

Ross hasn't worked at the museum for a year!

罗斯已经一整年没有博物馆工作了！

Ross

Monica and Chandler are living together!

莫尼卡和钱德住在一起！

Monica

Ross married Rachel in Vegas! And got divorced! Again!!!!

罗斯和瑞秋在拉斯维加斯结了婚，然后离婚了！又一次！！

Phoebe

(joining in) I love Jacques Cousteau!

（加入）我爱雅克·库斯特！

Rachel

(reading the recipe magazine, finally figuring out that...) I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle!

（读菜谱杂志，终于明白了）我不该往松露里放牛肉！

Joey

(pounding the table) I wanna gooooooo!

（捶桌子）我想走——

Mrs. Geller

(rubbing her temples) That's alot of information to get in in thirty seconds! Alright Joey, if wanna leave, just leave. Rachel, no you weren't supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good. Phoebe, I'm sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. (Phoebe makes a sad face.) Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you were in an important relationship is beyond me.

（揉太阳穴）三十秒内得到这么多信息！好吧乔伊，如果你想走，就走。瑞秋，不，你不该往松露里放牛肉，它确实不好吃。菲比，对不起，我想雅克·库斯特已经死了。（菲比露出难过的表情。）莫妮卡，你为什么要隐瞒你在谈一场重要的恋爱，我不明白。

Mr. Geller

And we kinda figured about the porch swing.

秋千的事我们差不多猜到了。

Mrs. Geller

Ross, drugs? Divorced? Again?

罗斯，毒品？离婚？又离一次？

Mr. Geller

What happened son?

儿子你到底怎么了？

Ross

I-I uh, I got tricked into all those things!

我——我，所有那些事情我都是受骗上当了。

Mrs. Geller

Chandler! You've been Ross's best friend all these years, stuck by him during the drug problems. (Ross gets disgusted.) And now you've taken on Monica as well. Well, I don't know what to say. You're a wonderful human being.

钱德！这些年你是罗斯最好的朋友，在毒品问题期间也忠于他。（罗斯露出恶心的表情。）现在你又接纳了莫尼卡。好吧，我不知道该说什么，你是个大好人。

Chandler

Thank you!

谢谢你！

Mr. Geller

No! Thank you! (Hugs Chandler) Monica, and Ross! I don't know what I'm gonna do about the two of you!

不，谢谢你！（拥抱钱德勒）莫尼卡，还有罗斯！我不知道该对你们两个怎么办。

Chandler

(In a parent-like tone) I'll talk to them!

（家长语气）我会和他们讲的。

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Rachel

You guys! It was bananas, cream, and beef! I-I just cannot believe that you ate that so that I wouldn't feel bad!

你们这些家伙！那是香蕉，奶油，和牛肉。我不相信你们把这些全吃了，就为了不让我难过。

Monica

Well actually, I-I didn't eat mine. It's still in the bathroom.

实际上，我没有吃我的那份，它还在卫生间里。

Joey

No it isn't, I ate that.

不，不在了，我吃了它。

Mrs. Geller

(pointing to herself and Jack) Well we left ours in Monica's bedroom.

（指着自己和杰克）我们的留在莫尼卡的房间里了。

Joey

Nope, got it and I got yours (Pointing to Jack) too.

没了，我把你们的也吃了（指着杰克）。

End

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