The One With The Dirty Girl

Cheryl

So, thank you for the delicious dinner.

那么，谢谢你这顿美味的晚餐。

Ross

You're welcome for a delicious dinner.

不客气。

Phoebe

Hey what are you guys looking at?

嘿，你们看什么呢？

Chandler

Ross and the most beautiful girl in the world.

罗斯和世界上最漂亮的姑娘。

Phoebe

Yeah, come to papa.

对，到爸爸这儿来。

Ross

I know!

我知道！

Monica

Probably the only time I'll ever say this, but did you see the ass on her?

也许只有一次，不过我会一直这么说，但是你注意她的屁股了么？

Chandler

Where did you, when did you, how did you... (Joey hits the back of Chandler's head) How did you get a girl like that?

你从哪儿，你什么时候，你怎么……（乔伊打钱德勒后脑勺）你怎么把这样的姑娘搞到手的？

Rachel

Yeah, so what is she, like a spokesmodel, or an aerobics instructor, what?

对，她是不是，比如车展模特，或者健身教练什么的？

Ross

Actually she's a paleontology doctoral candidate, specializing in the centazoic era.

实际上她是古生物学博士，中古时期专业。

Chandler

Okay, but that's, like, the easiest era.

好的，这听起来像……最简单的领域。

Ross

I've seen her at work, but I always figured, ah-huh? But, uh, I made her dinner. We had a great time. And we're going out again tomorrow.

我和她在工作上认识，但我一直考虑……嗯哼？我请了她晚饭，我们在一起很愉快。我们约好明天一起出去。

Rachel

Well maybe she and her friends are just having a contest to see who can bring home the biggest geek.

也许只是她和她的朋友比赛谁能带回来最滑稽的小丑。

Ross

Fine by me; hope she wins.

再好不过了。希望她会赢。

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Chandler

Hi. You guys have any wrapping paper?

嗨，你们有包装纸么？

Phoebe

Oo! Is it for my birthday present?

哦！是为了我的生日礼物么？

Chandler

Phebes, it was your birthday, like, months ago.

菲比，你的生日好像在一个月以前。

Phoebe

Yeah, but remember you said you ordered something special, and it just hasn't come yet?

好的，但是你应该记得，你答应过安排一些特别的，但是现在还没有出现过。

Chandler

Well, I have a call in about that.

好的，我正在准备这个。

Phoebe

'Kay.

好。

Chandler

Actually, this is for Kathy's birthday. It's an early edition of her favorite book.

实际上，这是为凯茜的生日准备的。这是她最喜欢的书的早期版本。

Rachel

Oh, The Velveteen Rabbit! Oh my God, when the boy's love makes the rabbit real!

哦，《绒毛兔子》！我的天，男孩的爱会把它变成真兔子！

Chandler

Okay, but don't touch it, because your fingers have destructive oils.

好的，但不要碰它，你手指上有油。

Rachel

Huh. Well, then you'd better keep it away from Ross's hair. So this is pretty rare. How did you get that?

呵，好，那你最好拿它离罗斯的头发远点。这应该非常罕见。你怎么弄到的？

Chandler

Oh, it wasn't a big deal. I just went to a couple of bookstores, talked to a couple of dealers... called a couple of the author's grandchildren.

哦，不算什么大事。我只是去几家书店，问几个书商……打电话给作者的孙子。

Rachel

Oh, honey, that's so sweet.

哦，亲爱的，这真是甜蜜。

Phoebe

Yeah, and what a great way to say, "I secretly love you, roommate's girlfriend!"

对，一个伟大的方法去表明，"我暗恋你，室友的女朋友！"

Chandler

It doesn't say that. Does it?

这不代表这个意思，对么？

Ross

How do you think it's gonna look when you get her something incredibly meaningful and expensive and her boyfriend Joey gives her an orange?

你会怎么看？看起来你送她的礼物难以置信，意味深长，而且价值不菲，而她的男朋友乔伊可能只送她一个橘子。

Chandler

Okay, all right, I'll just uh, make sure that uh, Joey gets her something really great.

好，我只是确认一下，乔伊会送她更好的东西。

Phoebe

It's gotta be better than that book. Oo! Like a crossbow!

会比这本书好……喔，就象弓！

Monica

(Entering from her bedroom, talking on the phone) Yeah, once again, I am sorry. Thank you. Bye. (To the gang) I just had to turn down a job catering a funeral for sixty people.

（从卧室出来，打电话）对，我再次说声抱歉，谢谢。再见。（对大家）我刚回掉了一件工作，给一个60人的葬礼提供饮食。

Rachel

Oh my God! What happened?

天啊！出什么事了死那么多人？

Monica

Sixty guests.

来了60个客人。

Ross

So, uh, why did you have to turn it down?

那么，呃，为什么你推掉这件工作？

Monica

Because I don't have the money or the equipment to handle something that big on such short notice. I mean there's no way.

因为我没有钱，也没有设备在这么短的时间里准备这么多的东西。我是说，这不可能。

Phoebe

Wow, what is with all the negativity? You sound like Monican't , not Monican... (Monica looks almost puzzled) ...Monica. Look, you know, you have been playing around with this catering thing for over three years. Do you want to be a caterer or not?

哇，怎么全都否定了？你听起来象是"莫妮卡什么都不行"，而不是那个"莫妮卡什么都行"……莫妮卡。你看，你已经做承包宴会这样的工作大约3年了。你想成为宴会承包商么？

Monica

I don't know.

我不知道。

Phoebe

There you go, that's the spirit! Okay! Now, if you need money, I will lend you money, but just get moving!

对，就是这样，精神起来！好的，如果你现在需要钱，我会借给你，不过你要立刻行动！

Monica

Really? Cause I'd need like $500 for all the food and the supplies and stuff.

真的？因为全部食物，设备和原料我需要大约500美元。

Phoebe

Okay! It's worth it, if it will get you moving. You haven't worked in months.

好！值得一做，如果干了这次，你失业几个月了。

Monica

Well, you're not working either.

是啊，你也没工作啊。

Phoebe

Yes, but I'm doing this.

是啊，但是我可以放债。

Monica

Yeah, that'd be great! Thank you!

啊，太好了，谢谢你。

Joey

Hey!

嗨！

Everyone

Hey.

嗨。

Kathy

Can I borrow the keys to your apartment?

我能借你公寓的钥匙么？

Joey

Why?

为什么？

Joey

You can pee here!

你可以在这尿！

Kathy

Ahahaha... haha.. yes I can, of course. Excuse me.

啊哈哈哈……哈哈..我可以，当然，不好意思。

Chandler

It's okay, the duck's using our bathroom anyway. (Kathy goes into the bathroom.) Hey Joe! What are you getting Kathy for her birthday?

没问题，鸭子也经常用我们的洗手间。（凯茜进浴室）嘿乔！你为凯茜的生日准备了什么？

Joey

We've only been going out for a couple of weeks, do you think I gotta get her something?

我们刚约会了几个星期，你真认为我应该送她东西？

Everyone

Yeah!

对！

Rachel

Yes, you have to get her something, and it should be something really nice.

是的，你应该送她东西，送她非常好的东西。

Joey

Oh, I know...

哦，我知道了……

Rachel

And not one of your coupons for an hour of "Joey Love."

而且不是一小时"与乔伊做爱"的优待券。

Phoebe

Ooo, a crossword! Can I help?

哦，猜字游戏！要我帮忙？

Rachel

No! I'm sorry, honey, it's just that last week I got all but three answers and I really want to finish a whole one without any help.

不！对不起，亲爱的，上个星期我就只差3个答案了，而且我非常想自己完成它。

Phoebe

Fine. But you can't help me develop my new universal language.

好，但是你也不能帮我开发新的世界语。

Monica

Hey!

嗨！

Rachel

Hey, how'd it go?

嗨，怎么样了？

Monica

Oh my God, it was the best funeral ever! I mean, everyone loved the food, and guess what? I even got another funeral for tomorrow--the dead-guy-from-today's best friend. I mean, it is like I am the official caterer for that accident!

天啊，这一定是有史以来最好的葬礼！所有人都喜欢这些食物，而且你猜怎么样？我承包了明天的另一个葬礼——今天那个死鬼的最好朋友的。我是说，这件事让我看上去象是职业葬礼承办商！

Phoebe

Mon! I'm so happy for you!

莫！我真为你高兴！

Monica

Thanks. Like, check out my new catering stuff. (Picks up two frying pans) Look at this! I'm an omelet station! Omelet? Made to order!

谢谢。看看我的新设备。（拿起两个煎锅）看这个！我是个煎蛋卷站！煎蛋卷？按秩序来！

Phoebe

I'll have one, please. Plus my money.

我也点一份，还有我的钱。

Monica

Oh. Well, I didn't realize that you needed it back right away. I mean, you told me to go and be a caterer. So I went. I beed. I mean, I... I used it to buy all this stuff. But look--I've got another job tomorrow, so I'll pay you back with the money I make from that.

哦。好的，我觉得你不是立刻需要它。我是说，你叫我当个宴会承包商。所以我做了，我的意思是……我……我把它们都花了，买了这些。但是你看，我已经找到了明天的工作，那么我可以把明天挣到的钱还给你。

Phoebe

Oh. Okay. Oo, sorry I acted like a bank.

哦。好的。哦，不好意思，我表现的象个银行。

Monica

Okay.

没事。

Ross

(moved by the kiss) Huh...

（被吻打动）哦……

Cheryl

Um, would you like to come in?

嗯，想进来吗？

Ross

Did homo-erectus hunt with wooden tools?

直立人用木头工具狩猎么？

Cheryl

According to recent findings!

根据最新的发现！

Cheryl

(throwing food around the room) Here Mitzi! Here Mitzi!

（往房间各处扔食物）过来米兹！过来米兹！

Ross

Mitzi is.....

米兹是……

Cheryl

My hamster. I hope she's okay, I haven't seen her in a while. Have a seat.

我的老鼠。希望她没事，我有段时间没看到她了，坐。

Ross

(mouths "where?") Uh... Oh hey, do you, uh (steps on some garbage and falters) ...do you have any, um, Cinnamon Fruit Toasties?

（嘴型"哪里？"）呃……哦嘿，你，呃（踩到垃圾踉跄了一下）……你有没有，嗯，肉桂吐丝？

Cheryl

What?

什么？

Ross

Well, I do! Why don't we go back to my place, light a couple of candles, break open a box of Cinnamon Fruit Toasties, uh...

好的，我有！为什么咱们不去我那儿，点上几根蜡烛，打开一盒肉桂吐丝，嗯……

Cheryl

I'd rather not.

我宁可不去。

Ross

Oh, yeah, why not?

哦，为什么不？

Cheryl

Okay, um, don't take this the wrong way, but your place kinda has a weird smell.

好的，你别太在意，你房间里有一股怪味。

Monica

Oh, is everything in the car?

哦，东西都装上车了？

Phoebe

Yes. Did you settle the bill?

对，你整理好帐单了？

Monica

No. I hate this part.

没有。我恨这部分工作。

Phoebe

Oh, look what we almost left. (Picks up a coffee maker)

哦，看看我们差点还忘了什么。（拿起咖啡机）

Monica

No, that's not mine.

不，这个不是我的。

Phoebe

Oh, all right. Oh! Look what we almost took!

哦，好吧。哦！看看我们差点拿了什么！

Monica

Excuse me, Mrs. Burkart? Well, we're all cleaned up in the kitchen.

对不起，巴卡特夫人，我们已经把厨房打扫完了。

Mrs. Burkart

Oh, good. Thank you.

哦，好，谢谢你。

Monica

Um, and, well there's the.. the the small matter of...

嗯，还有……一点小事……

Mrs. Burkart

Dear?

亲爱的？

Monica

Just the matter of ...payment?

一点小事……报酬？

Mrs. Burkart

(in grief) Jack used to handle the finances! (Breaks into tears)

（悲伤地）一直是杰克管帐的！（哭起来）

Rachel

You know what we should all do? Go see a musical.

你知道我们应该去干什么？去看音乐剧。

Chandler

(confused) Sure...

（困惑）当然……

Rachel

And you know which one we should see? The 1996 Tony award winner. Do you happen to know the name of that one?

你知道我们应该去看谁？1996年托尼奖获得者，你知道那人叫什么名字么？

Chandler

I don't know... um, Grease?

我不知道，呃，格雷斯？

Rachel

No....

不对……

Chandler

Rent?

伦特？

Rachel

Yes! Rent!

对！伦特！

Chandler

Okay, so when do you want to go?

好，那么你打算什么时候去？

Rachel

What? Oh, I'm sorry, I can't, I'm busy.

什么？哦，对不起，我不能去，我很忙。

Joey

(entering the apartment) Hey. Man, it is so hard to shop for girls.

（进公寓）嘿。给女孩买礼物可真累啊。

Chandler

Yes, it is, at Office Max.

是的，没错，尤其是去马克斯商店。

Rachel

What did you get her? (Joey opens up a rectangular black box and holds up a pen.)

你给她买了什么？（乔伊打开一个长方形黑盒子，举起一支笔）

Chandler

A pen.

一支笔。

Joey

It's two gifts in one. It's a pen that's also a clock! Huh?

这是两件礼物。这是支笔，也是个表！啊？

Chandler

Huh-huh! You can't give her that.

哈哈！你不能送她这个。

Joey

Why not?

为什么？

Chandler

Because she's not eleven! And it's not the seventh night of Hanukkah!

因为她不是11岁！而且这也不是光明节的第七夜！

Rachel

Okay, honey, what he means by that, is ...while this is a very nice gift, maybe it's just not something a boyfriend gives?

好的，亲爱的，他的意思是，这应该是件非常好的礼物，应该是适合男朋友送她的。

Joey

Sure it is! She needs a pen for work, she's writing, she turns it over.... "Whoa! It's time for my date with Joey!"

这当然是！她工作的时候需要笔，她写字的时候，把笔转过来……"哇！到了我和乔伊约会的时间了！"

Chandler

All right, look, look. What did... what did you get for Angela Delveccio for her birthday?

好，好，安琪拉·德尔维琪生日的时候你送的什么？

Joey

She didn't have a birthday while we were going out.

我们约会的那段时间没有她生日。

Chandler

For three years?

3年没有生日？

Joey

(whining and heading toward the door) Look, it's too late, and I got an audition. I can't shop anymore! I...

（抱怨着走向门口）太晚了，而且我还要去参加选角，我已经不能再逛商店了！我……

Chandler

All right. I will go out and I will try to find something for her, okay?

好，我出去给她买件礼物，如何？

Joey

Thanks, man. And oh, while you're at it, could you get her a card?

多谢，兄弟。哦，既然你已经去了，能不能顺便送她张卡？

Chandler

Would you like me to write her a little poem as well?

你是否希望我最好再写首诗送她？

Joey

Or... just get a card that has a poem already in it.

或者……只是买张上面有诗的卡？

Phoebe

But Mon, you have to get our money!

但是，莫，你拿了我们的钱！

Monica

Oh, Phoebe, she couldn't stop crying! With those thick glasses, her tears looked giant.

哦，菲比，她不停的哭！从那些厚眼镜片里看，她的泪珠特别的大。

Phoebe

I know, it's tough. You know what the first thing I did after my mother's funeral was?

我知道，这很难。你知道我母亲葬礼后我做的第一件事是什么？

Monica

What?

什么？

Phoebe

Pay the caterer! Look, I've had a lot of jobs, okay, and there are some people who just always try to get out of paying. It's either, you know, "that massage wasn't long enough, or, "I don't recognize any of those songs," or, you know, "these sombreros aren't big enough. Bad little white girl!"

付钱给承包宴会的人！我在工作经常碰到这种事，有些人不打算付钱。比如说，你知道，"按摩时间好像不够长"，或者，"我并不认可这些歌，"或者，你知道，"这些宽边帽不怎么大，小姑娘！！"

Monica

Okay. So what do you.... you think she's faking?

好的，那么你认为她是在装？

Phoebe

Well, it seems like there weren't any tears 'til you showed her the bill.

是的，看上去在你给她看帐单之前好像没什么眼泪。

Monica

Phoebe, she sounded pretty upset to me.

菲比，她的声音真的让我难受。

Mrs. Burkart

(singing) You're a grand ol' flag, you're a high-flying flag, and forever in peace may you wave....

（唱）You're a grand ol' flag, you're a high-flying flag, and forever in peace may you wave....

Phoebe

She seems fine now.

她现在看上去很好。

Mrs. Burkart

(singing) ...emblem of the land I love. The home of....

（唱）...emblem of the land I love. The home of....

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Joey

So, you just left? Her place was really that bad?

那么，你真的离开了？她的房间真的这么差？

Ross

You know how you throw your jacket on a chair at the end of the day?

你知道每天回家时把夹克扔到椅子上？

Joey

Yeah.

嗯。

Ross

Well, like that, only instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of a jacket, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time, and garbage is all that has survived! (Ross takes the loosely tied tie off and hands it to Joey who puts it on.) Here.

好的，就象这样，有件东西取代了椅子，是一堆垃圾。有件东西取代了夹克，也是一堆垃圾。还有件东西取代了回家的时候，是世界末日，幸存的只有垃圾！（罗斯解下松松系着的领带递给乔伊，乔伊戴上）这。

Joey

Wow. Thanks. So, uh, what happened?

哇，谢谢。那么，哦，发生了什么？

Ross

What do you mean? Nothing happened! I had to get out of there.

你什么意思？什么也没发生！我只有离开了。

Joey

All right, so... next time, you take her to your place.

好，那么……下次你带她去你那儿。

Ross

No, I tried that. She says it has a weird smell.

不，我试过了。她说我那儿有股怪味。

Joey

What kind of smell?

什么样的味？

Ross

I don't know. Soap?

我不知道。香皂？

Joey

All right, listen, Ross... you like this girl, right?

好，听着，罗斯……你喜欢她，对么？

Ross

Yeah.

对。

Joey

You wanna see her again, right?

你想再见到她，对么？

Ross

Yeah.

对。

Joey

So you're gonna have to do it in the mess!

那你就得在垃圾堆里做！

Ross

Yeah, okay you're right.

对，你是对的。

Joey

Yeah.

对。

Ross

I mean, uh, who... who cares about a little sloppiness?

我是说，呃，谁……谁在乎一点脏东西？

Joey

Yeah!

对！

Ross

It's, uh... it's endearing, really.

这，呃……这很可爱，真的。

Joey

All right! Now you go get that beautiful pig! (Ross hesitates, looks unsure) Oink!

好！现在你去找这头漂亮的猪！（罗斯犹豫，不确定地看着）哼哈！

Chandler

Okay, all right. I just spent the entire afternoon looking for a present for Kathy that would be better than the rabbit.

好，好。我花了整个下午去给凯茜找一件比这本兔子更好的礼物。

Rachel

Any luck?

好运？

Chandler

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I found this great place called "Invisible things for Kathy." (Motions to an imaginary pile of presents next to him.) Can you give me a hand with all this stuff?

哦，对，我找到了个"凯茜看不见的东西"。（示意旁边一堆想象中的礼物）你能不能帮我一把？

Rachel

All right, look. Why don't you just return the book, let Joey give her the clock pen, and you give her something worse than that. Like... a regular pen.

好，这样，你为什么不退掉这本书，让乔伊送她那支带表的笔？然后你送一件更差的礼物。比如……普通的笔。

Chandler

She's really going to love this, you know? The bottom line is I want her to have it, even if I don't get to be the one who gives it to her.

她真的会喜欢这个，你知道？重要的是把这个送给她，即使她不知道是谁送的。

Rachel

Aw, honey, that's so sweet.

啊，亲爱的，你真好。

Chandler

Yeah? You don't think it's just pathetic?

啊？你不认为这很可悲么？

Rachel

Oh! Pathetic! (Grabs the crossword puzzle and starts writing.)

哦！可悲！（抓起填字游戏开始写）

Joey

(entering) Hey! I'm meeting Kathy in ten minutes! I've been looking all over for you!

（进来）嗨！我十分钟前遇见了凯茜！我到处在找你！

Chandler

Where?

哪儿？

Joey

Our place, the hall! I...

咱们那儿，客厅！我……

Chandler

I got something for her. (Joey picks up the package, shakes it next to his ear, can't hear anything, switches ears, shakes it again.) It's a book!

我给她买了礼物。（乔伊拿起包裹，在耳边摇了摇，什么也听不见，换另一只耳朵，又摇了摇）是本书！

Joey

(Unimpressed) A book? (Suddenly interested) Is it like a book that's also a safe?

（不感兴趣）书？（突然感兴趣）是本书也是保险箱？

Chandler

No, it's a book that's just a book, okay? It's an early edition of the Velveteen Rabbit. It was her favorite book as a kid. So, uh, just... let me know if she likes it, okay?

不，就是本书。这是绒毛兔的最初版本，这是她小时候最喜欢的书。那么，如果她喜欢，告诉我，OK？

Joey

You got it. Thanks man. Thanks for doing this, I owe you one. (Joey leaves, comes back in.) Oh, hey! There wasn't any change from that twenty, was there?

好的。谢谢你，我欠你的。（乔伊离开，又回来）哦，嘿！给你的20块钱有找头没有？

Chandler

No, it came out to an even twenty.

不，不只20块呢。

Joey

Wow. That's almost as much as a new book.

哦。跟新书一样贵。

Mrs. Burkart

(singing) Jeepers, creepers, where'd you get those peepers? Jeepers, creepers, where'd you get those eyes?

（唱）Jeepers, creepers, where'd you get those peepers? Jeepers, creepers, where'd you get those eyes?

Phoebe

You didn't get the money, did you?

你没弄到钱，对么？

Monica

Maybe I can try at intermission? Phoebe, come on... you know what? Let's just go!

也许我该在间断的时候去？菲比，拜托，你知道……走吧！

Phoebe

No! Hey, we're not leaving until we get paid! I don't know who she thinks she is! Enough is enough! (Phoebe goes into the living room.) Hey, widow?

不！嘿，她付钱之前我们决不离开！我真不知道她把自己当谁了！够了！够了！（菲比走进客厅）嘿，寡妇？

Mrs. Burkart

(Singing) Come on along and listen to...

（唱）Come on along and listen to...

Phoebe

Okay, Widow!

好的，寡妇！

Mrs. Burkart

(Singing) ...the lullabye of...

（唱）...the lullabye of...

Phoebe

Excuse me. Excuse me! (Mrs. Bukart stops singing) Thanks. Um, clearly this is a very, very hard time for you. Um, but, um, we provided a service, and we deserve to be paid because you ate that service, and, um, we are not leaving here until we're paid every penny. 'Cause you know what, lady? We're part time caterers, and we have no place else to go.

对不起。对不起！（巴卡特夫人停止唱歌）谢谢。呃，显然这是你非常难过的时候。呃，但是，我们提供了服务，我们应该得到报酬因为你吃了这些服务。而且，在你付清每一分钱之前我们绝不走。你知道为什么吗，女士？我们只是临时承包商，而且我们没别的地方可以去。

Mrs. Burkart

All right. I'll get my bag.

好的，我去拿我的包。

Phoebe

Good. (Phoebe and Mrs. Burkart go into the other room, leaving Monica with everyone staring at her.)

好。（菲比和巴卡特夫人走进另一个房间，留下莫妮卡被大家盯着）

Monica

I'm gonna leave some cards here. Please think of us for you next event.

我留下几张名片。下次丧事找我们。

Cheryl

So you want to come inside?

那么你打算进来么？

Ross

(mustering up courage) Yes. Yes I do. (They go inside.)

（鼓起勇气）是的，我想。（他们进去）

Cheryl

I'll be right back. Make yourself comfortable. (Ross attempts to clear a place for his coat and fold it small enough to fit. Then he sits on the couch. Something falls on him from above and he brushes his neck off frantically.)

我一会回来，你尽量舒服点。（罗斯试图清出放外套的地方，把它折到足够小。然后他坐在沙发上。有东西从上面掉到他身上，他疯狂地掸脖子）

Cheryl

(sneaking up behind Ross) Guess who?

（从罗斯背后偷偷靠近）猜猜是谁？

Ross

Department of Sanitation?

卫生部？

Cheryl

It's me!

是我！

Ross

Oh! (She kisses him) Ah. (They kiss more, and move down onto the couch. Ross's hand moves under some garbage) Aw! (His hand is covered with something brown and gooey.)

哦！（她吻他）啊。（他们继续接吻，移到沙发上。罗斯的手伸到一些垃圾下面）啊！（他的手沾上了棕色粘稠的东西）

Cheryl

What?

怎么？

Ross

(trying to make his disgust into lust) Ah, Cheryl!

（试图把厌恶变成欲望）啊，谢丽！

Cheryl

Oh, Ross!

哦，罗斯！

Cheryl

Wait! No! No! It's my hamster! It's Mitzi!

等等！不！住手！是我的老鼠！是米兹！

Ross

Oh my god! I'm so sorry, Cheryl. I must have freaked out.

天啊，对不起，谢丽。我一定是吓坏了。

Cheryl

(looking in the bag) Oh, thank god, it's not Mitzi. It's just a rat.

（看袋子里）哦，谢天谢地，不是米兹。只是只一般的老鼠。

Rachel

I did it! Oh! I finished it! I did it all by myself! And there's nobody to hug!

我做到了！哦！我完成了！我自己把它都做出来了！可是却没有人和我拥抱！

Gunther

Move!

躲开！

Rachel

Hey! Hey, you guys, I finished the crossword all by myself! Hug me!

嘿！嘿，你们，我自己完成了猜字游戏！拥抱我！

Phoebe

Uh... yay!

呃……呀！

Rachel

Thanks!

谢谢！

Monica

Oh, that's great! Congratulations!

哦，太棒了！祝贺！

Rachel

Thank you! Hey, how'd the catering go?

谢谢你！宴会怎么样？

Monica

Oh, it was great! The widow wouldn't pay, so Phoebe yelled at her 'til she did.

哦，太棒了！寡妇不肯付钱，于是菲比对她大吼直到她付钱为止。

Phoebe

Yeah. I'm a hard ass.

对。我是强硬派。

Monica

And I'm a wuss. And we should be partners.

我是软弱派，我需要搭档。

Phoebe

Yeah. Hard Ass and Wuss. We could fight crime!

对。强硬加软弱……我们可以对抗犯罪！

Monica

Wait a minute, Phoebe! We should be partners. We should be catering partners. I mean, think about it! You're not working right now, and we have such a great time together!

等一下，菲比！我们可以成为搭档。我们成为承包商搭档！我是说，想想看！你现在没有工作，我们可以长时间在一起！

Phoebe

Okay!

好吧！

Monica

I can cook and you can take care of the money.

我做菜你管钱。

Phoebe

Yeah. Oh! It'll be like I have a wife in the fifties!

好，哦！就好象五十年代的人讨了个老婆！

Both

(screaming with excitement) Aah!

（兴奋尖叫）啊！

Joey

Hey!

嗨！

Chandler

Hey, how'd it go? How'd she like the gift?

嗨，怎么样？她喜欢这个礼物么？

Joey

Oh, man, she loved it! She's over there showing Monica and Rachel right now.

哦，兄弟，她爱死这个了！她现在去给莫妮卡和瑞秋看呢。

Chandler

Oh yeah? That's great!

哦？这很好！

Joey

Hey, listen, I gotta tell ya, I feel kinda bad taking credit for this, because man, am I gonna get a lot of credit for this!

嗨，听着，我得说，把功劳都给我，我感觉不太好，因为我得到的好处可真会不少！

Chandler

[nodding, with mixed feelings] Aahhuuhhh....

[点头，心情复杂] 啊哈哈哈哈……

Kathy

Hey.

嗨。

Joey

Hey!

嗨！

Chandler

Hey! Happy birthday.

嗨！生日快乐。

Kathy

Thank you!

谢谢你！

Joey

You know, uh... [Joey moves the pen case out onto the counter.] Chandler got you a gift, too.

你知道，呃……[乔伊把笔盒移到柜台上] 钱德也给你带了礼物。

Chandler

No he didn't. [Moving it back.]

不，他没有。[把它移回去]

Joey

Yeah, he did, look... look, it's right there on the counter! Ha-ho-ho!

他有，看……看，就在桌子上！哈呵呵！

Chandler

Happy birthday! I'm sorry.

生日快乐！对不起。

Kathy

You really didn't have to. (Opens the box) Wow.

你真的不必。（打开盒子）喔。

Chandler

See, you think it's just a pen, but then you turn it over and it's also a clock.

看，你以为它是个笔，其实它翻过来还是个表呢。

Kathy

Yeah. No, this is great. Thank you, Chandler. (They hug).

好，这非常好。谢谢你，钱德。（他们拥抱）

Chandler

Oh, yeah... yeah.

哦，是..是。

Joey

Ah. Hm. (To Kathy) Wanna go to bed?

啊。嗯。（对凯茜）什么时候上床？

Kathy

I'll be in in a minute.

再等一下。

Joey

Oh, uh... don't forget your coupon. (Tries to strike a sexy pose up against the doorway to his room. Then goes inside).

哦，呃……别忘了你的优待券。（试图在卧室门口摆出性感姿势。然后进去）

Chandler

[to Kathy] Goodnight.

[对凯茜] 晚安。

Kathy

Um, thank you for the gift.

嗯，谢谢你的礼物。

Chandler

Oh, uh, yeah... I just knew that sometimes when you're writing, you... you don't always know the exact time.

哦，是的……我知道你有些时候会写字，你……你有时候不知道时间。

Kathy

No, I... I didn't mean the pen. Thank you for the book.

不，我……我不是说笔。谢谢你的书。

Chandler

Uh, the book?

呃，书？

Kathy

The Velveteen Rabbit. I kinda have the feeling you had something to do with it.

绒毛兔。我感到这事和你有关。

Chandler

What do you mean?

你什么意思？

Kathy

Well, uh, when Joey gave it to me, he said, "This is 'cause I know ya like Rabbits, and I know ya like cheese." Thanks. I love it. And I know how hard it must have been for you to find.

是的，乔伊给我的时候，他说，"送你这个因为你喜欢兔子，也喜欢奶酪。"谢谢，我很喜欢。而且我知道这很不好找。

Chandler

(tongue-tied) Uhl..ell. By the way, in case you missed that, that sound was, "Uhl, ell."

（结巴）呃……哦哇。顺便说一下，你忘了这个，听起来象是"哦哇。"

Kathy

You must really like... Joey... to go to all that trouble for him.

你一定很喜欢乔伊，才为他惹了这么多麻烦。

Chandler

Oh, yeah, he's my... he's my best friend.

哦，是，他是我……他是我最好的朋友。

Kathy

Well....

好……

Chandler

Goodnight. (Goes to his room.)

晚安。（走进他的房间）

Joey

(opening bedroom door) Hey, that coupon expires, you know.

（打开卧室门）嘿，你知道么，优待券会过期的。

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广告时间

Monica

Hi. Uh, you... you don't know me, I'm Monica Geller... Ross's sister.

嗨。你不认识我，我是莫妮卡·盖勒……罗斯的妹妹。

Cheryl

Oh, yeah. Oh, you know, that's too bad that didn't work out.

哦，对，你知道，实在太糟糕了，我们分手了。

Monica

Yeah. Anyway, he told me about your apartment. And, um, I couldn't sleep, thinking about it. So, uh, would it be okay if I cleaned it?

对，他跟我说了你的公寓。我听了之后想着它根本睡不着。那么你能让我打扫一下么？

Monica

No?

不吗？

THE END

结束